Saturday, April 28, 2012

Telepathic Complications

This is for the sweet girls out there who fall in love so quickly later to realize it was just a mere crush or so called infatuation. So let me tell you one thing in advance. Don’t expect me to spill out truth here all the time.Well... sometimes you need to create the mystery element for my wonderful readers. In a girl’s world, crushes are an integral part ;)

So you believe in Telepathy? Has it ever occurred to you it can be fashioned out with a few simple tricks ;) The magic is assured to linger on for some time at least J

Say, you want lots of coincidences to happen. Pretend you appear everywhere out of the blue, but all the time you are stalking the other person ;) pretty clean huh to outwit the lame ;) But trust me, it works. The target is bound to feel surprised to find you wherever they go. But make sure you are up to something and not loiter around feeling embarrassed of being caught. And make sure to give one glance, a strong seductive one ;) and then look somewhere. But make sure you do this exercise with no regrets or guilty feeling at the end of the day.

So the eye battle always works. Now the talking part! You think a simple HI is the easiest word to say to a person whom you have a crush on? Well... let me tell you from my experience. You tend to swallow your tongue when you are around that person. You seem to be lost in your own world and then you realize you missed the wonderful opportunity of finally nearing your chances of a rendezvous with your crush. You need to find the strength to approach that person because you never know what you actually think you are interested in might be the one repulsive factor ;)

And the rehearsals??? Please avoid even thinking about it. You never know how tricky your mind gets at that special moment. It has the ability to juggle words and like the search engine Google blurt out something else even before you realize what you said. So chill, if it’s a HI ,just say it and keep your mouth shut and Yes, it can create a magic someday maybe...If it doesn't , it’s time to replace your crush ;)Fag it out :P

P.S: This is purely entertainment focused and terms and conditions apply here also ;)

Sunday, April 22, 2012

The 'in' thing

You awesome people out there don't expect me to highlight tips on new fashion trends in this space. Well who knows in some time I might start doing that ;) Well this is a short co incidence that managed to irritate me more than how my eyes are irritating me right now.

So few days back, the mausam was showing signs of discomfort, well! For Delhi it was the best. The winds were fearsome, blowing its horn harder than ever, rattling the steel sheds, swirling everything that came across its trail ,making wild hair of feminine roots to act like a pine corn ,creating a nasty web of all things dusty, the silhouette always mind-blowing . I guess I can go on and on beautifying nature’s horridness but yes even that makes me feel closest to Mother Nature.

Still I am not getting anywhere near to what I wish to say. So here I go, straight to the point.

Sitting on the fifth floor with glass covered panes masking tall buildings, I could hear the hustles of dancing trees and I couldn’t resist myself from vacating my seat ,running toward the lift, press the ground floor button and there I was out in the wild, free from black monitors ,chilling ac’s  & busy people.

I could feel my tress flying high and I was enjoying the warmth it was giving me without asking for it. I stood there letting the wind caress me for some more time before I realised what was happening. Mind it, I was so happy that I didn’t want to miss any of it and then the atrocious thing happened.

My eyes were smothered with dusty mist and I was blinded by something that is too embarrassing to reveal that I didn’t care to wash my eyes. I went back, packed my bags and left. Reached my destination, had a wonderful dinner with someone special and ran back home and after lots of fun with my dear roomies I managed to sleep. Next morning, disaster!

My right eye was swollen and it was paining like hell and whom to blame?
Mother Nature? For letting me enjoy her for pretty good time? Or did I do something wrong with her? Whatever! I got bitten by the smug and kept sulking over it and finally decided to see who else but the next best thing to GOD, a Doc!
Did I ever tell you how I used to hate going to doc’s .Well I guess that’s a different story altogether ;)
So I dress up, wear my sun glasses (you never know how windy it can get but yeah it was Sunny too ;)) and reached the doc’s place, waited for some time, and finally he arrives; A cheerful smile and a funny look. I told him my ailments and after taking a look at my wide open mouth, he takes his writing pad and jots down the medicines for me. Here goes the list
Crocin , Citizin ,Otrivin and all things ‘in’. I gasped at the list and then the doctor and I whispered to him in my mind.” Dude! I am freaking having an eye pain not a bloody cold”.
He was good in ripping a hole in my pocket and I left abruptly, thanked him for his genius discovery, bought those medicines anyways and now still with the pain on my eyes I keep writing and staring at those tabs and wondering how a stye can make you believe in imaginary things.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

life as it is

I am not sure if I should start freaking out already thinking about the world nearing its end. Somehow on the back of my mind I feel I will get to see the world standing healthy on its tiny little toes for a zillion more years.

Whatever has happened and is happening I still feel it’s not creating any impact on the two legged creatures. They still move on and worry about silly everyday things.

Isn’t it time to live the moment and forget about everything else. I don’t wish to get philosophical nor act like a preacher .You may or may not be here tomorrow and the reality sucks. So better start doing things that makes you happy. Be with people who make your life better. Trickle down happiness. Shell out your energy. Forgive yourself. Above all believe in yourself and your abilities. You are braver, stronger and smarter than you think you are. You are here for a purpose. You can’t leave unless you accomplish it.

So be a  good Samaritan and live a life closer to nature  J J J

Friday, March 23, 2012

In-- dependence day

It’s silly I know to write some irrelevant note on a remarkable day .Well. Its independence day and my day starts off with the sight of a crow stuck on a piece of string on a lustful tree, trying hard to fly high...It’s been more than 2 hours since I saw this ...I was wondering how the string (it was a big long string) got there in the first chance. Later I saw little kids playing with kites to celebrate Independence Day and my doubts got cleared at once. I wish I could do something, but my little brain couldn't come up with any solutions. Though the crow is insignificant, something else was weighing heavy in my heart. The thought that how someone/something that always flew high, full of freedom could get trapped, get stuck and hope for a miracle to win back the freedom it lost. May be its waiting for its caw caw friends to do something; to break free from the string that it never expected to overpower him. It’s on the mercy of the winds or the rains or a lightning may be to help him...It’s sad to see something so irrelevant that can in one go change the way you take things in your life...How important are these everyday things that can affect your thoughts, a small tear that can form on the brink of your eye and the feeling of nothing you can do about it which kills your soul. Think about the changes you can make, how your presence can change a person's life, how you can be the change....

Happy Independence Day!!!

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Holi Women

So yes, I don't like to get dirty with colors .I am not a racist, I am not dumb. I like to play safe. Yes, I am talking about the colours of joy, 'holi'. 

So the day before Holi, I was praying hard that I escape all water balloons flying in the air. Felt like an alien in outer space ;) and guess what I came out with flying colours. Not even one could cross the lakshman rekha ;) 

So i reach my friend's place and starts gorging on Chinese food. All of a sudden , I could hear ramblings on the street. My first instinct, have people already started playing holi at night. Anyways, I went to see what was happening and then I saw an interesting sight, a regular sight in Delhi I believe which I missed for almost 2 years

I could see only lower parts of guys sitting in car surrounded by a mob. Some angry, some confused and some standing there just to create an impact ;) I had no clue what the fuss was all about but then I could see a mother nagging them (not theirs but yes she’s a mother) and the crowd seemed like flies nearing  an apple pie ;) the boys looked filthy rich with their polished cars and cool watches . 3 storey's high I could still see everything vividly.

Then the unexpected happen. The idiotic boys started the engine and just hit on the accelerator. My God! a scene that I would like to forget. This guy who was trying to pull out one of these guys from the car for reasons not known to me, gets stuck and he is dragged all the way for quite a long distance.

For a moment it looked like a flying superman, the only difference, he was just an aam aadmi who always gets stuck under the feet of injustice. 

After I recovered from my shock I again looked down to see the outcome. Nothing much, the mob started dispersing ,the confused remained confused ,the angry men started conversing on other issues and the mother who ran behind the vehicle , was on her way back with our bleeding superman who was none other than her son.

What can I say, a gift for a mother on the eve of Women's day. A day celebrated all over the world for the most pristine creation of God Almighty. Hail the spirits that could give women what they desire the most...

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Political Adults-Only mishap ;)

Ok. So this some recent hot news that’s splashing across all news channels and the title itself will make everyone glued to the television screen. Ahem, careful with the hands. What??? I am saying not to raise the middle finger. For Christ’s sake, can’t you people leave small things small?

Now back to our discussion. So these 2 innocent ministers were under stress and what’s the best medicine for stress? Watching Porn???Note that one of them was the “woman and child development” minister.
Hello??? Do u realise the minister has to do his basics. He needs to understand everything about women. He is no Mel Gibson in “What women want” movie.

Enough with the sarcasms. Is it that big a crime to watch something like this while a heated debate was going on? Is that the reason they demand resignations from these two human beings? Yes, to err is human. But how is it different from these two idiots imagining porn playing in their intellectual minds and not giving any sort of attention to the meeting? Is it then deemed a crime?Hell yeah,screw the new technology that is ruining even the kids of this generation.

But anyways we the people voted for these little men who think they are doing a wonderful job? So who’s there to blame? Them? Or us? Or should we just put the blame on Global Warming J

Monday, February 6, 2012

Your story?My story?doesn't matter...

When you think your story is the worst drawing in the world, take a moment and think about others around you.

I was cribbing about missing my family for a few months, as I had to join my work.  I pitied myself like anything. My good friend came on chat asking me about my vacation, and all I did was fret about unnecessary things.

Just then he shared something with me and all I could do at that moment was pray for the soul of the poor girl who died of blood cancer. Why does god play funny games with innocent souls? Why would god need younger souls in heaven? Is he experimenting with his creations again?

Why was I so disturbed? After all it was a girl whom I knew in name and stories only. Still I could feel the pain and more than that, the fear that was gripping me hard from inside. Why do people get so disturbed when they hear about death? Why does it scare them so much?

Is it the missing part or the leaving part that is scarier. Both I should say. Leaving because you believe you are leaving all; you feel you are missing all the good times that are yet to come, which I figured out later should be a strength that we should all inculcate in ourselves, to ride over suicidal thoughts that can possess us during our hard times.

Now here I am putting down my thoughts, still slightly disturbed inside but what’s my worrying got to do here. I give my condolences to my friend, console him and feel his pain. And then that feeling gave me an idea.

A small play I made up, to fight my fears. That, God calls, those he loves, early to his abode, and we need to be happy for them and not cry because our happiness can make them knock on heaven’s door quicker and their life will find meaning when they are anointed with god’s grace...