Saturday, April 28, 2012

Telepathic Complications


This is for the sweet girls out there who fall in love so quickly later to realize it was just a mere crush or so called infatuation. So let me tell you one thing in advance. Don’t expect me to spill out truth here all the time.Well... sometimes you need to create the mystery element for my wonderful readers. In a girl’s world, crushes are an integral part ;)

So you believe in Telepathy? Has it ever occurred to you it can be fashioned out with a few simple tricks ;) The magic is assured to linger on for some time at least J

Say, you want lots of coincidences to happen. Pretend you appear everywhere out of the blue, but all the time you are stalking the other person ;) pretty clean huh to outwit the lame ;) But trust me, it works. The target is bound to feel surprised to find you wherever they go. But make sure you are up to something and not loiter around feeling embarrassed of being caught. And make sure to give one glance, a strong seductive one ;) and then look somewhere. But make sure you do this exercise with no regrets or guilty feeling at the end of the day.

So the eye battle always works. Now the talking part! You think a simple HI is the easiest word to say to a person whom you have a crush on? Well... let me tell you from my experience. You tend to swallow your tongue when you are around that person. You seem to be lost in your own world and then you realize you missed the wonderful opportunity of finally nearing your chances of a rendezvous with your crush. You need to find the strength to approach that person because you never know what you actually think you are interested in might be the one repulsive factor ;)

And the rehearsals??? Please avoid even thinking about it. You never know how tricky your mind gets at that special moment. It has the ability to juggle words and like the search engine Google blurt out something else even before you realize what you said. So chill, if it’s a HI ,just say it and keep your mouth shut and Yes, it can create a magic someday maybe...If it doesn't , it’s time to replace your crush ;)Fag it out :P

P.S: This is purely entertainment focused and terms and conditions apply here also ;)

Sunday, April 22, 2012

The 'in' thing

You awesome people out there don't expect me to highlight tips on new fashion trends in this space. Well who knows in some time I might start doing that ;) Well this is a short co incidence that managed to irritate me more than how my eyes are irritating me right now.

So few days back, the mausam was showing signs of discomfort, well! For Delhi it was the best. The winds were fearsome, blowing its horn harder than ever, rattling the steel sheds, swirling everything that came across its trail ,making wild hair of feminine roots to act like a pine corn ,creating a nasty web of all things dusty, the silhouette always mind-blowing . I guess I can go on and on beautifying nature’s horridness but yes even that makes me feel closest to Mother Nature.

Still I am not getting anywhere near to what I wish to say. So here I go, straight to the point.

Sitting on the fifth floor with glass covered panes masking tall buildings, I could hear the hustles of dancing trees and I couldn’t resist myself from vacating my seat ,running toward the lift, press the ground floor button and there I was out in the wild, free from black monitors ,chilling ac’s  & busy people.

I could feel my tress flying high and I was enjoying the warmth it was giving me without asking for it. I stood there letting the wind caress me for some more time before I realised what was happening. Mind it, I was so happy that I didn’t want to miss any of it and then the atrocious thing happened.

My eyes were smothered with dusty mist and I was blinded by something that is too embarrassing to reveal that I didn’t care to wash my eyes. I went back, packed my bags and left. Reached my destination, had a wonderful dinner with someone special and ran back home and after lots of fun with my dear roomies I managed to sleep. Next morning, disaster!

My right eye was swollen and it was paining like hell and whom to blame?
Mother Nature? For letting me enjoy her for pretty good time? Or did I do something wrong with her? Whatever! I got bitten by the smug and kept sulking over it and finally decided to see who else but the next best thing to GOD, a Doc!
Did I ever tell you how I used to hate going to doc’s .Well I guess that’s a different story altogether ;)
So I dress up, wear my sun glasses (you never know how windy it can get but yeah it was Sunny too ;)) and reached the doc’s place, waited for some time, and finally he arrives; A cheerful smile and a funny look. I told him my ailments and after taking a look at my wide open mouth, he takes his writing pad and jots down the medicines for me. Here goes the list
Crocin , Citizin ,Otrivin and all things ‘in’. I gasped at the list and then the doctor and I whispered to him in my mind.” Dude! I am freaking having an eye pain not a bloody cold”.
He was good in ripping a hole in my pocket and I left abruptly, thanked him for his genius discovery, bought those medicines anyways and now still with the pain on my eyes I keep writing and staring at those tabs and wondering how a stye can make you believe in imaginary things.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

life as it is


I am not sure if I should start freaking out already thinking about the world nearing its end. Somehow on the back of my mind I feel I will get to see the world standing healthy on its tiny little toes for a zillion more years.

Whatever has happened and is happening I still feel it’s not creating any impact on the two legged creatures. They still move on and worry about silly everyday things.

Isn’t it time to live the moment and forget about everything else. I don’t wish to get philosophical nor act like a preacher .You may or may not be here tomorrow and the reality sucks. So better start doing things that makes you happy. Be with people who make your life better. Trickle down happiness. Shell out your energy. Forgive yourself. Above all believe in yourself and your abilities. You are braver, stronger and smarter than you think you are. You are here for a purpose. You can’t leave unless you accomplish it.

So be a  good Samaritan and live a life closer to nature  J J J